How to iron your spouse's shirt in twelve easy steps
Step One: Have spouse complain that he/she has to iron shirt
Step Two: Ignore spouse until the iron is set up & ready to go
Step Three: Allow spouse to begin ironing his/her own shirt
Step Four: Wait for spouse to have halt of shirt ironed
Step Five: Offer to finish ironing shirt for spouse
Step Six: Pull sleeve of shirt taught to prepare for ironing
Step Seven: Gently but quickly place iron on your thumb (or finger of choice) as you attempt to iron sleeve
Step Eight: Squeal daintily yet forcefully as the hot metal burns your flesh
Step Nine: Calmly but quickly place iron upright on ironing board & run to nearest source of cold running water
Step Ten: Place burnt appendage under cold running water as spouse fetches ice for your burnt appendage
Step Eleven: Apologize to spouse for not finishing as you silently cry at the minor burn on your appendage
Step Twelve: Thank spouse for finishing as you watch him/her finish ironing the shirt
Step Two: Ignore spouse until the iron is set up & ready to go
Step Three: Allow spouse to begin ironing his/her own shirt
Step Four: Wait for spouse to have halt of shirt ironed
Step Five: Offer to finish ironing shirt for spouse
Step Six: Pull sleeve of shirt taught to prepare for ironing
Step Seven: Gently but quickly place iron on your thumb (or finger of choice) as you attempt to iron sleeve
Step Eight: Squeal daintily yet forcefully as the hot metal burns your flesh
Step Nine: Calmly but quickly place iron upright on ironing board & run to nearest source of cold running water
Step Ten: Place burnt appendage under cold running water as spouse fetches ice for your burnt appendage
Step Eleven: Apologize to spouse for not finishing as you silently cry at the minor burn on your appendage
Step Twelve: Thank spouse for finishing as you watch him/her finish ironing the shirt
*Warning, the preceding events were performed in a secured environment by a professional. Do not attempt to recreate the preceding events unless you too are a trained professional with universal certification. In other words...
DO NOT TRY THIS AT ALL!
DO NOT TRY THIS AT ALL!
“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.” - Unknown
Aloha hugs,
~Clare
~Clare
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